Why do you ask A: So, you used your keen journalistic instincts to uncover that I was from Florida and I dont know Dan Marino. I dont know Scarface, Tom Petty, 2 Live Crew or the Golden Girls. Q: Do you know Crockett and Tubbs A: Theyre fictional characters And before you ask: No. Remember when he threw the ball and the guy made a touchdown Yes Excitement A: Yeah. Yeah Good times Party naked til you puke High five A: Spring break How old are you Q: Forty-three High five A: No more high fives. Q: I was in Daytona Beach for Spring Break last year. Shes wearing next to nothing in the form of a Catholic school uniform - a sweaty, writhing, bouncy little package of adolescent fantasy.Īfter she finishes, I introduce myself and we retire to one Sams private booths to talk.Ī: Its a state. I gorge myself on peanuts for the next hour or so and then sit myself down at the foot of the stage.įat Sam announces Zena over the loudspeaker and she seductively saunters out to the strains of Britny Foxs Girlschool. ![]() Then I behold a second magnificent feast: a large, wooden peanut barrel by the stairwell.
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